Hear ye, hear ye!
Let it be known throughout the realm that henceforth, the matters at hand shall be addressed with utmost gravity and solemnity. Let the scribes record and the heralds declare the words set forth, as they bear the weight of our sovereign intent and the blessings of our royal court.
It shall be known to all that renowned Lord Chris Dale has announced a significant upcoming transition in the seat of his domain. The illustrious Dale Manor, once rooted in the historic lands of West Lorne, Ontario, Canada has been honorably passed on to new custodians.
In its stead, a grand new abode is being acquired in the charming township of Athens, Ontario, Canada. This majestic property, henceforth known as the Athens Estate, beginning August 30th, 2024, shall serve as the official residence of Lord Chris Dale. It stands as a testament to his continued legacy and commitment to excellence.
Let it be celebrated that the move to the Athens Estate will mark a new chapter in the storied life of Lord Chris Dale. May this proclamation echo through the halls of history as we embrace the future with optimism and grandeur.
Long live Lord Chris Dale!
Given under my hand this day, the 31st of July in the year 2024.